The “C” word has a whole new meaning.

Guys, I know you look to me for some nonsense and we all share a good reason for needing some distraction. And it starts with a C. There are many bad "C" words. Cancer. Cholesterol. Cellulite. Coagulation. Well, maybe coagulation isn't a bad word but it sounds like should be. Then there's the new big…

“Summer bod” is the dumber bod

It's spring time!!! Although, I hear from my home state peeps that Michigan has decided to skip Spring this year and just continue on as if Winter should be forever. Sorry Michigan weather is drunk, I hope it knocks that crap off soon and you can join me in my Texas environment. Look at me,…

I’m backkkkkkk!

I took a break y'all. Well, here's what really happened. Thanksgiving hit, then Sweet Girl's birthday weekend, then The Man's work holiday party (that "we" hosted IN OUR HOUSE), then Christmas, then New Year, then, then, then... You all know how it goes. But then something bigger happened to me. I dropped my social media…